Grant Howitt

Drunken bear Fighter is a one-page RPG that focuses around the dangerous underworld of Moscow where drunken bears terrorise the helpless citizens. Formed to combat the menace of ursine alcoholics, the Russian Drunken Bear Fighting Organisation (or RDBFO, pronounced ‘Rudbeefo’) sends specially trained agents out into the field to pacify the streets of Russia.

Comes with full character creation rules, adventure ideas, stats for four types of drunken bear, and the stat ‘Drunken Bear Knowledge’

Adventure Ideas

• Drunken Bears are causing trouble in a local bar! Two regular bears and an advanced bear are drinking too much vodka and causing trouble.
• A powerful Kingpin is moving in his armoured van from one city to another. You must strike when he is weakened and wipe him out.
• Drunken Bears are swarming out of the sewers! Why on earth is that? Find out.
• Interrupt a deal between the DBs and the Russian Mafia.
• Raid a DB stronghold filled with Ninja bears.

Arbitrary is a poorly-thought-out attempt at a game; while it contains the seeds of a decent action-orientated RPG it lacks polish, professionalism and any sort of rules for advancement (you’ll have to come up with them yourself). Please, though, do download it and have a read. It’s quite entertaining, and comes with a free (if slightly crap) sample adventure!