All Thieves Are Gay Anyway
This game is a bit shit but it has a Dreidel in it and you can’t argue with that.
The team of characters will now go on an adventure.
Whichever player arrived last will start off as the Dudgeon Master. Whenever a player becomes the Dudgeon Master, he doubles his gold.
The Dudgeon Master begins by describing an ancient dungeon:
?You see a tunnel, lit by a flickering torch?
It is then the job of the other players to do anything but proceed with the adventure. Whatever stupid actions they come up with, the Dudgeon Master must either:
- Respond to the action
- Tell them to spin the dreidel (whatever the result, it will have no effect)
- Attempt to interest them in something else (which he won?t)
DM: ?You see a tunnel, lit by a flickering torch?
Player 1: ?What sort of torch??
DM: ?Beeswax.?
Player 2: ?I check for bees?
DM: ?Spin the dreidel.?
Player 2: ?Gimel!?
DM: ?There?s no bees.?
Player 1: ?That beeswax must have come from somewhere.?
DM: ?You hear a noise.?
Player 3: ?Does it sound like bees??
DM: ?No.?
Player 1: ?We ignore it.?
The players should fire comments and stupid questions at the Dudgeon Master in anattempt to throw him.
If at any time the Dudgeon Master is lost for words or responds inappropriately ? as judged by the players* ? he stops being the Dudgeon Master and the player to his left becomes the new Dudgeon Master.
This carries on until someone wants to hit something.
- All_Thieves_Are_Gay_Anyway.pdf
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Tags: Graham Walmsley
