stuper powers...by post

[kumakami]

With head angled WS is met with the unmistakable form of....chapstick, cherry flavered. The metro man-boy snags the bag from snicket and goes off to give the cops a piece of his HIgh piched sqeeling mind. Left with no leads, the mime an't talking, all three spend the rest of the night sceming over at mabble's all night diner and Bar. the next morning you all awake to find the man bag snatching was not the only thing that occured. The papers speak of the city in the grips of a "silent crime wave!!!"



hope thats enough to wet your minds for a bit....

[Rubbermancer]

...so are we done?

[kumakami]

heck no, its a new day! pound the pavment, ask a super genus, WWBMD!!! (What Would BatMan Do?)

that was just all I had for the "so your sitting at the Inn and..." part of this...I gots a whole adventure planned so please continue!!

[Rubbermancer]

Wimberleigh mutters to himself, "desperate times call for desperate measures," and whirls dramatically down the stairs and out the door as he eats a newspaper. "It'f time to try sumfing new," he says between mouthfuls, with a hard glint in his eye. Once he's good and dizzy, he leaps in his SUV, and begins swinging left/forward to his friend the super-genius. "Yesss... this is just so crazy, it might work." He yells out the window to wherever Kenny Kennedy might happen to be as he fishtails dangerously away. "Look for me in an hour on Mainly Street and Biggish Avenue! I'm off to see a friend about a stool!"

(OK, here's the plan: He's going to bite his tongue, and use his acid blood, and probably some weird device like a Psionic Gastroscillator 5000, to carve answers directly into his mind out of the newspaper bits in his stomach, getting even more info out of the paper about the crime wave and its perpetrators, locations, etc.)

[PeckishGamer]

Kenny Kennedy steps out of his posh limousine looking even nicer than he did the day before. Just one of the benefits of being a Kennedy. Kenny waited for a moment and, realizing that Joint Custody was still lazing about in the limousine, reached in and yanked the boy blunder out onto the sidewalk and onto his rump. Custody's annoying complaints would make an ample theme song as Kenny walked down the street, looking for a baby to kiss. It was just then that the familiar squeal of rubber echoed in his ears. Kenny turned around to see none other than Wimberleigh Swicket barreling toward him in the metal monstrosity that used to be an SUV.

"Look for me in an hour on Mainly Street and Biggish Avenue! I'm off to see a friend about a stool!"

"Have fun then! I'll be meeting you there in an hour! See if you can't grab an extra stool for your old friend Kenny, I'll be dreadfully tired of standing by then!" With that, Kenny made his way toward the rendezvous point and waited there until Wimberleigh was finished.

[kumakami]

Know what you eat...might have to make that a stuper power at some point.....

You reach you friends place, Wimberleigh, just as you finally digest the information (what you set the joke up), 5 cups of coffie, 2 exlax, and a 1/2 hour peeling paint in the bath room latter..Steeve the genus's Psionic Gastroscillator 5000 pumps out the following {info-%[ crime pattern= test of cities hero coverege. (%^results= low coverege at water front%^) ] need more iron in diet, red sock lose again. spoopy, corn} . WIth a flush and a spray of air freshener Wimberleigh is off to meet Kenny Kennedy

[Rubbermancer]

Wimberleigh of course calls his bookie and asks her to place his entire life's savings on the Red Sox game, against, as he swerves left and left and left to Biggish and Mainly. He arrives 3 minutes early, and spends the extra time picking glass slivers out of his dashboard AC.

[PeckishGamer]

Kenny approached the rendezvous point at exactly the right moment: You're only as early as the latest you've ever arrived, Kenny mused, a saying he had heard from a politician once. So, Kenny made it a point to be right on time, whenever or wherever his plans took place. He saw the jagged mass that was Wimberleigh's vehicle waiting for him. Kenny approached the driver side window, with Joint Custody dragging his ankles behind him.

"Hello again Mr. Swicket," Kenny said with a nod. "I trust you brought me a stool?"