Oh no, I'm an ape!
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My 100th post seems to have turned me into a chimpanzee, which is an ape. Apes are horrible filthy vicious monsters. Yes, I know that humans are technically a type of ape.
Monkeys on the other hand are cute and adorable. I once saw this psychological game theory experiment in which researchers demonstrated unfairness to a monkey to see if monkeys understood fair play. The researcher gave the monkey a cracker for doing a trick, and repeated it. Then the researcher gave another monkey a grape for doing exactly the same trick. So the first monkey thought they were out of crackers and had started giving out the good rewards so he came back and was given a cracker for doing the trick. And boy did he get angry, OMG, he was furious. He was like, so there's no reason he gets grapes; you guys are just being dicks! He smashed his cracker on the floor! Monkeys are so adorable that he was still cute. He was, in fact, hilarious.
I wish I were still a monkey, or better yet, a monkey ninja, or even an anarchist monkey ninja.
Monkeys on the other hand are cute and adorable. I once saw this psychological game theory experiment in which researchers demonstrated unfairness to a monkey to see if monkeys understood fair play. The researcher gave the monkey a cracker for doing a trick, and repeated it. Then the researcher gave another monkey a grape for doing exactly the same trick. So the first monkey thought they were out of crackers and had started giving out the good rewards so he came back and was given a cracker for doing the trick. And boy did he get angry, OMG, he was furious. He was like, so there's no reason he gets grapes; you guys are just being dicks! He smashed his cracker on the floor! Monkeys are so adorable that he was still cute. He was, in fact, hilarious.
I wish I were still a monkey, or better yet, a monkey ninja, or even an anarchist monkey ninja.